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The Lovers Duet

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You are the apple of my eye, the joy of my life (and the pain in my butt)

You give me chills up and down my spine (when you drive)

I'll never forget when I asked you to be mine (I was drunk)



When I met you, you took my breath away (you had B.O.)

I remember when you took me to the prom (on a bus)

I just love a man who is big and strong (do you know any?)



If you ever leave I don't know what I'll do (I'll do your best friend)

When I first saw you I said what a fox (I meant ox)

I want you to know that you mean a lot (of insurance money)



You got down on one knee and proposed (ever tried a threesome?)

Then you show me the house where we would live (with your parents)

You gave every thing that a man can give (herpes, crabs...)



I could seat with you on the couch all night ('cause I lost the will to live)

Through out the years my eyes have never strain (from my Hustler)

As long the you're by my side its a perfect day (for drinking)



I never loved anybody like I love you (as far as you know)

You still make me laugh every single day (when I see you naked)

You start every morning with a smiling face (and a beer)


Man: you still have the body of a twenty year old (school bus)

Woman: I still love every hair on your head (both of them)

Man: you are like an animal in bed (you don't shave your legs)


Woman: I heard that!

Man: Shut up!

Woman: Drop dead

Man: Bite me

Woman: Night dear

Man: Good night

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