Workin' on a laptop, close to the end

Of a job I've been doing since half past ten

I don't believe that it's frozen again,

The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;

I don't believe that it's frozen again,

The system has gone down-O.

So I took it down to the help desk guy,

And I said "make it better or I'm gonna cry."

He said, "I'm sorry; your computer has died,

And the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o."

Said, "I'm sorry your computer has died,

The data can no longer be found-O."

To the roof with the laptop I did go

Over to the edge and I gave it a throw,

And when it arrived seven stories below

It really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o,

When it arrived seven stories below,

It really made a mighty fine sound-O.

Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain

So I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane

Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault,

And I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o."

"This is all Billy Gates's fault,

And I'm gonna be trackin' him down-O."

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane

Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain

Paid all of my dough for a thimble of Joe

Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o,

All of my dough for a thimble of Joe

Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-O.

When the Gates found out about my plan

He packed up his bag, turned tail and ran

Megalo-man took it out on the lam

And hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o.

Megalo-man took it out on the lam

And hid way underground-O.

Well the Gates been a-runnin' ever since that day,

He thinks he can hide but he can't get away.

When I finally find his little skinny behind

Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o.

Finally find his little skinny behind

Gonna kick it all over this town.