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Secret Asian Man

Page history last edited by PBworks 13 years, 1 month ago

There's a man who lives a life of danger

He travels in our midst but he's a stranger

Los Alamos beware

It's not the russian bear

Odds are he was sent from mainland china

 

Now they have technology to start with

Things that he would never dare to part with

He grabbed our warhead tricks

with secret spy chopsticks

Then he sent them back to mainland China

 

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man

a Chinese Austin Powers on a mission from chairman Mao

 

Unless every American does his part

They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts

and it won't be very long

'till the pirate version of this song

tops the radio charts in mainland China

 

Sung by secret Asian man, secret Asian man

a Chinese Austin Powers on a mission from chairman Mao

a Chinese Austin Powers on a mission from chairman

Mao

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