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Liposuction

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If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a'swimmin',

and everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons,

stop eating that birdseed, friend, 'couse what you really need

is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed.

 

Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan!

Trade in the Henjiman(?)Belt and get surgically svelte,

At you friendly neighborhood liposuction man.

 

If you get tired of exercise, and you just keep getting vaster,

Your thighs are growing oversize and your butt's gone off the posture.

If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on gettin' leaner,

then your remedy is an emady(?) with a fancy vacum cleaner.

 

Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan!

Take the fats cells from your hips, put them in Barbara Hershey's lips

at you friendly neighborhood liposuction man.

 

hee ha!

heee hehe heeee

henl'neenee henl'neenee heeeree

...

Yodle-Ay-hee-yodle-Ay-hee-yodle-Ay-hee-yodle-Ay-hee-ho hee-hoo!

Here we go.

 

If your waistline is a'surgeon',

and in need of some reversion,

and your overall waight dispersion

is getting on the verge of perversion,

I'm encouraging an exertion

to go searching for a surgeon

and get your emergancy purging

of the burgeoning fat eversion from your chin.

 

Liposuction! Liposuction!

The new immediate weight reduction plan!

Get your torso reformatted,

get a nose-job while your at it,

at you friendly neighborhood liposuction man.

 

Make your ass twelve inches thiner,

and be home in time for dinner,

at you friendly neighborhood liposuction man.

 

Well, the doctor's bill may vex ya,

but it sure beats anorexia... *crunch*

At you friendly neighborhood liposuction man!

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