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Internet Porn

Page history last edited by PBworks 14 years, 1 month ago

Back in the not too distant past

When I would need a quick repast

Or a temporary break from my agenda

Up to the bedroom I would head

Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed

and sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda


My alternatives were slim

If I tried to find another source for sin

I'd have to hang out with the weirdoes in the backroom of my local video store


But last month I finally made the call

I got a brand new cable modem installed

and it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes

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Internet porn: Gross anatomy

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Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?


After my girlfriend goes to sleep

And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep

so I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4

You'll always find me in that same tableau

Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow

and absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Barely legal teens

Internet porn: Naughty figurines

Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

Internet porn: Erotic Asian art

Internet porn: Guys with extra parts

Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!


Internet porn: Male-in-love.com

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Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs

Internet porn: Massage le crevage

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Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!

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