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I Wish I Were

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I whish I were a bird,

'Cause if I were a bird,

Then I could take wings high above you,

You can watch my white wings flap.

And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you,

but then I'll have to desert you,

Flying southward in the fall.

I don't want to be a bird after all.

 

I whish I were a dog,

'Cause if I were a dog,

Then I'll do tricks to show I love you,

I could run and fatch the stick.

And I could sit right down and lick my privets when your mom came over,

But if i was your rover,

you'll have my testicals recalled.

I don't want to be a dog after all.

 

Laidida, Laidida,

Laidida, Laidida,

Laidida, Laidida,

Laidida.

 

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Laidida.

 

I whish I were a deer,

'Cause if I were a deer,

Then we could play out in the forest,

'Till you shot me by mistake.

Then you'll carve me in to steak with a touch so sweet and gantle,

Keep my head as ornamental,

And you'll hang me in upstairs' hall.

I don't want to be a deer after all.

 

I whish I were a monkey!

'Cause if I were a monkey,

I could be your furry jester,

And whenever you were blue,

You'll come and see me at the zoo, my antics would be reasuring,

But I will always reek of urine,

And throw me feces at the wall.

I don't want to be a monkey,

I don't want to be a monkey!

No I don't want to be no monkey!!

After all...

 

Laidida, Laidida,

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