You can whistle a tune,

Buy a baloon,

And even feed a baby with a silver spoon,

But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands.

You can hang like a bat,

And dance with your cat,

And even use a undies as a pirate's hat,

But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands.

So if you want to keep on top of water,

If you want to find yourself top-dog in the (?)-ty,

Don't try to do what you ought not to,

You better concentrate on doing the things you can.

You can pickle a broom,

Rent (?) a racoon,

You can dig yourself a swimming pool with some a young women,

But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands.

(???)

(???)

Do the macarena with the Wu-Tang Clan

But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands.

(???)

So you never (?)

And be outa,

Fall to the bottom,

And end up on the Niagra Falls.

(???)

You better concentrate on doing the things you can. (You're the man!) or the woman

You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands!

A vegetable (Vegetable!)

Alphabet (Alphabet!)

A chicken noodle (Chicken noodle!)

Spaghetti-o (Than ain't soup soup!)

A matza ball (Matza ball!)

A split pea (No soup for you!)

A minestrone (Minestrone!)

A (?) (That soup's out!)

A leeky leek (Leeky leek!)

A won ton (Won ton!)

Gaspaccio (You can do that!)

Oh, you just can't eat hot soup,

You just can't eat hot soup,

You just can't eat hot soup,

You just can't eat hot soup,

Oh, You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands!